A man and his young son are in a chemist’s shop, when the son sees the shelf of condoms.
“What are these for, Dad?” he asks.
His dad replies “Well son, those are condoms and they’re for protection when you’re having sex.”
The son picks up one of the packs and asks why it has three in it.
His dad replies “Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday.”
The son picks up one with six condoms asks “Why six?”
His dad replies “Well son, those are for college men. Two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday.”
The son notices the twelve pack of condoms and asks “Why twelve?”
His dad replies “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March…”
Tags: condom jokes, marriage jokes
