A man walked into a department store. With some shyness, he made his way to the lingerie section.

"I'd like to buy a bra for my wife," he said to a sales assistant.

"What type of bra?" she asked.

"Type?" he asked with a frown. "Is there more than one type?"

"Take a look around," said the sales assistant, showing him a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.

The man was and looked stumped.

"Actually," said the sale assistant with a smile, "Even with such a variety there are really only four types of bra to choose from: the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian and the Baptist types.Which would you prefer?"

Still unsure, the man asked her to explain the difference.

"It's really quite simple," she replied. "The Catholic supports the masses; the Salvation Army lifts the fallen; the Presbyterian keeps them staunch and upright; and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

Ever wonder why ABCDEF is used for bra sizes?

A - Almost Boobs

B - Barely There

C - Can Do

D - Damn Good

E - Enormous

F - Fake