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An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.

An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a "Whoop!" so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, the Indian let her off at the local service station, yelled one final "Yahoo!" and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant.

"Nothing," shrugged the woman, "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback."

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were drinking at the bar when a cowboy walked in.

"Whose white horse it that outside?" asked the cowboy.

The Lone Ranger finished his whisky, slammed down the glass and said, "It's my horse. Why do you want to know?"

The cowboy said, "Your horse is standing out there in the sun and he doesn't look too good."

The Lone Ranger and Tonto ran outside and saw that Silver as in bad shape, suffering from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger moved the horse into the shade and gave him a bucket of water to drink.

Then he noticed that there wasn't a whisper of breeze to cool the horse, so he asked Tonto to run around Silver to get some air flowing. Tonto dutifully began running around Silver.

Realising that there was not much more he could do, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar and ordered another whiskey.

After a while a cowboy walked in and asked, "Whose white horse is that outside?"

The Lone Ranger turned around and said, "That is my horse. What is wrong with him now?"

"Nothing," replied the cowboy, "But I thought you'd better you know that you left your Injun running."

The sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, the sheriff asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

The cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her, so I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did."

"Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants, so I did."

"Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did."

"Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, Now go to town cowboy."

"And here I am."