A man wants to get married, but he is having trouble choosing from three likely candidates. So he gives each woman £5,000 and waits to see what each does with the money.

The first has a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, has new make up and buys several new outfits so she can dress up for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him, because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She makes 350% profit and, after returning £5,000 to the man, she reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future, because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

He thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he’d given her. Then he married the blonde with the big tits.

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