A young boy asks his father “How many different kind of ladies boobs are there?”
His father answers, “Well, breasts vary depending on a woman’s age. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.”
“Onions?” asks the boy.
“Yeah,” replies his father. “You see them and they make you cry.”
Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother “Mum, how many kinds of willies are there?”
Her mother answers “Well, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.”
“A Christmas tree?” asked the daughter.
“Dried up and the balls are only there for decoration,” explained the mother.
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