About to undergo a minor operation, a beautiful young woman is lying on a gurney in a hospital corridor awaiting the medical staff.

A man in a white coat approaches her, lifts up the sheet and examines her naked body. Then he walks away and confers with another man in a white coat.

The second man then approaches the girl and performs the same examination.

When a third man approaches her, she asks impatiently "These examinations are fine, but when are you going to start the operation?"

The man shrugs and says "Your guess is as good as mine, lady. We're just here to paint the corridors."

A man goes into hospital for a routine circumcision. When he wakes up from the anesthesia, he sees a large group of doctors gathered around him.

"What happened?" he asks nervously.

"Well," says one of the doctors. "We made a small mistake. There was a slight mix up and we performed the wrong operation on you. Instead of a circumcision, we gave you a sex change operation. We cut off your penis and gave you a vagina."

"What?!" says the man. "That’s terrible! You mean I’ll never again experience an erection?"

"Well, you will," says the doctor. "But it’ll be someone else’s."

A man fell asleep on the beach under the noonday sun and suffered a severe sunburn and heatstroke.

He was taken to the hospital where his skin was a bright red, painful and started to blister. Anything that touched him caused agony.

The doctor prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water and electrolytes a mild sedative, and Viagra.

"What good will Viagra do him in that condition?" the nurse asked.

The doctor replied "It will keep the sheet off of him."