A little something to lighten one's load - free adult jokes, some hilarious, some to make you groan and many that reflect the old fart's filthy and twisted sense of humour.

We've a bundle of adult jokes and some photo humour as well. We add to them as and when the urge takes us, but your contributions are always welcome. Drop an e-mail to the Old Fart and let us know whether you'd like to be credited for your witticism.

Adult Humour

Adult Jokes - "A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous" more...

Animal Jokes - "A guy named David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude" more...

Bar Jokes - "Two guys in a bar were watching the evening news on the television. The headline story showed a man, obviously suicidal, threatening to jump from a very high bridge. "I'll bet you a tenner that he'll jump," said the first guy" more...

Blonde Jokes - "A blonde in a sports car is pulled over for speeding by a policeman. The policeman asks to see her driver's licence, but the blonde becomes confused. After some explanation by the policeman, she figures out what he means and produces her licence" more...

Boobs Jokes - "A man walked into a department store. With some shyness, he made his way to the lingerie section. "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife," he said to a sales assistant" more...

Corny Jokes - "A man was eating in a smart restaurant. At the next table was a gorgeous woman. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of its socket towards him. With quick reflexes, he caught it in mid-air" more...

Cowboy Jokes - "An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off" more...

Doctor Jokes - "The first year students at a medical school were receiving their first anatomy class with a cadaver. They gathered around the table on which the cadaver was laid and the professor began" more...

Filthy Jokes - "Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly" more...

Football Jokes - "Sir Alex Ferguson is one of the guests of honour at the Miss World beauty pageant. During the interval, the guests and contestants are mingling over drinks. Sir Alex is besieged by three of the most beautiful women in the world" more...

Gay Jokes - "A gay couple are out for a drive one afternoon when they are rear ended by an articulated truck. Furious, the guy in the passenger side throws his purse on the seat, gets out of the car, goes back to the truck and starts banging on the door" more...

Golf Jokes - "While playing golf, a woman was stung by a bee. The sting turned nasty, so she left the golf course to visit her doctor" more...

Graveyard Humour - "Two women went out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway" more...

Hospital Jokes - "About to undergo a minor operation, a beautiful young woman is lying on a gurney in a hospital corridor awaiting the medical staff. A man in a white coat approaches her, lifts up the sheet and examines her naked body. Then he walks away and confers with another man in a white coat" more...

Irish Jokes - "An Irishman named O'Malley went to see his doctor after a long illness. After a lengthy examination, the doctor sighed, looked O'Malley straight in the eye and said "Its' bad news, I'm afraid. You have cancer and it can't be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month to live" more...

Love and Marriage - "This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air" more...