A man is standing in a queue at the supermarket, when he notices that the sexy blonde standing behind him is smiling knowingly at him.
He is quite taken aback that such a looker would be doing this to him. He thinks her face is familiar, but he can’t place where he might know her from.
He says “Sorry, do you know me?”
She replies “I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children.”
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
“Christ!” he says “Are you that strip-o-gram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates, whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and put a cucumber up my arse?”
“Um, no,” she says. “I’m your son’s Maths teacher.”
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