A man walks into a convenience store and asks the shop assistant where he can find the shaving cream.
“Aisle 3,” replies the assistant.
The man finds the shaving cream and returns to the counter to pay for it.
The assistant asks “What kind of razor do you have?”
The man replies “What does it matter?”
The assistant says “Well, sometimes different creams work better with certain razors.”
Thinking the assistant is talking bullshit, the man pays and leaves.
A few days later, the man returns to the store for toothpaste.
This time the assistant asks “What kind of toothbrush do you use?”
The man replies “What does it matter?”
The assistant says “Well, sometimes different toothpastes work better with certain toothbrushes.”
The following week, the man enters the store with a box in his hand. He walks up to the shop assistant and says “Take a whiff of that!”
The assistant does so and recoils in disgust.
“That smells like shit!” he says.
“Exactly!” says the man. “Now what brand of toilet paper should I buy?”
Tags: filthy jokes, shop jokes
