A circus owner advertises for a lion tamer.

Two young adults apply for the job. One is a bloke in his mid-twenties, while the other is a gorgeous blonde woman of roughly the same age.

The circus owner tells them “I’m not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you’d better be good or you’re history.”

He points to a pile of stuff by the lion’s cage.

“Here’s your equipment: a chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to go first?”

The young woman says “I’ll go first.”

She walks past the equipment and steps straight into the lion’s cage.

The lion starts to snarl and then roar and then charges at her.

Unabashed, the young woman throws open her coat to reveal her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in its tracks.

Sheepishly, it crawls up to the young woman and licks her ankles. Then it moves onto her calves, kisses them, and finally rests its head at her feet.

The circus owner’s mouth is on the floor.

“I’ve never seen a display like that in my life,” he says.

He turns to the young man and asks “Can you top that?”

“No problem,” replies the young man. “Just get that lion out of the cage.”

A bear, a lion and a chicken met up for a bull session one day.

The bear said “When I roar, the entire forest shivers with fear.”

The lion responded “When I roar, the entire jungle is afraid of me.”

And the chicken said “Big deal! I only have to cough and the entire planet shits itself.”