A policeman found a very drunk man staggering about the pavement with a key in his hand.
“What’s happening here then?” asked the policeman.
“They stole my car!” shouted the man.
“Where did you last see the car, sir?” asked the policeman.
“On the end of this key!” wailed the man.
The policeman looked hard at the man and said “Are you aware, sir, that your penis is hanging out of your trousers?”
“Shit!” screamed the drunk. “They kidnapped my wife too!”
Tags: drunk jokes, police jokes
